Just a reminder, there is no M4M this week due to the Veteran's Day Holiday. We'll see you next week (11/18) when we will be welcoming a guest speaker, Beth Lambright. She will be sharing some great holiday traditions ideas with us. See you then!Weekly Smile Time! :)
In these weeks leading up to Thanksgiving, I always notice how my kids come home excited about learning stories from America's earliest days. Here are some American history jokes that you can share with them.
How is a healthy person like the United States?
They both have good constitutions!
What kind of tea did the American colonists thirst for?
Liberty!
What was General Washington's favorite tree?
The infantry!
What protest by a group of dogs occurred in 1773?
The Boston Flea Party!
What happened as a result of the Stamp Act?
The Americans licked the British!
Did you hear about the cartoonist in the Continental Army?
He was a Yankee doodler!
Why did Paul Revere ride his horse from Boston to Lexington?
Because the horse was too heavy to carry!
What would you get if you crossed a patriot with a small curly-haired dog?
Yankee Poodle!
Did you hear the one about the Liberty Bell?
Yeah, it cracked me up!
What did one flag say to the other flag?
Nothing. It just waved!
What dance was very popular in 1776?
Indepen-dance!
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