Back to School PARTY!

Well, the big day is coming... and I'm NOT talking about the first day of school! Wednesday, September 9th is the first meeting of Mornings for Moms for 2009/10. We're excited to welcome everyone back (and some of you for the first time!) with a "The Kids are back in school" party. So, load up your backpacks (diaper bags), grab your friends and show up at Willamette Community Church at 9:15 this Wednesday. Childcare drop-off is upstairs in the nursery.

We will begin gathering at 9:15 and will start promptly at 9:30 am. We'll have plenty of time for fun, snacks, games and general getting-to-know-each-other time before picking up our kiddos at 11:15 am. Just wait until you find out all the fun activities we have planned for this year!

A quick reminder: our registration fee is $45 dollars for the year ($15/term), childcare donations are a suggested $2 per kid and our book is $10. So, bring your checkbook. Now, with that said... If money is tight we want you to come anyway. Pay what you can. If you can pay extra, other moms who are struggling would appreciate it. We have faith that God will work it all out.

Welcome back everyone!
Karen

Weekly Smile Time (Just in time for Back-to-school).

Math Class
The math teacher saw that Daphne wasn't paying attention in class. She called on her and said, 'Daphne! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?'
Daphne quickly replied, 'ABC, CBS, HBO and the Cartoon Network!

Science Class
Mrs. Mollard had been giving her second-grade students a lesson in science.
She had explained about magnets and showed how they would pick up nails and other bits of iron. Now it was question time, and Mrs. Mollard asked, 'My name begins with the letter "M" and I pick up things. What am I?'
Tim, a little boy in the front row proudly said, 'You're a mother!'

History Class
Mr. Harris, the 3rd grade teacher asked, 'George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Iris, do you know why his father didn't punish him?'
Iris replied, 'Because George still had the axe in his hand?'